George Clooney Aficionados News 25 June 2015

So the warnings might be out there that skinny jeans can cut the blood circulation in the legs, but Amal Clooney need not worry. She is, by design, so ridiculously thin, that no jean are ever tight on her. High heels have long been blamed for women's bunions, and in this Amal Clooney is a fashion leader. Her bunions are something to behold. Not something lovely of course - they are particularly ugly, and have twisted her toes to an incredible degree. Instead of spending the equivalent of a third world country's GDP on her next pap walk outfit, she should spend George's money having them surgically corrected.

See the painful story and pics in "Mrs Clooney".


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Why is it that Amal Clooney only ever seems to take on cases that are against her adopted country Great Britain? Not that the UK should worry of course, because Amal Clooney is not the high-powered, successful human rifhts lawyer her mother's PR plants would have the world believe. She's never been lead counsel on any case, and she's never won a case.

Read the evidence in "Mrs Clooney".

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And if you want a good laugh, we're still having a snigger at Amal Clooney's fugly pap walk outfits in "Mrs Clooney".

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